Groovy Paradox

Unique Mystery Herbal Blends

This is a resilient collection of magick, born directly from the embers of unexpected change. When our Honor the Chakras herbal blends were caught in the wake of a fire, we carefully salvaged what was safe to keep—a unique mix of all eighteen herbs—and gave them a second chance. While the collection began as an act of resilience, we now restock it as a tribute to its origin. This is the heart of our Misfits collection: a celebration of sustainability, a tribute to the imperfect, and a reminder that beauty can be found in the unexpected.

This unique blend is a beautiful paradox, a powerful tapestry of all our responsibly-grown herbs united in a single, sacred offering. Please note that each individual blend is a unique mixture and may not contain all 18 herbs. Each tin is a mystery, a powerful mix of aromatic Calendula, spirited Catnip, soothing Chamomile, uplifting Damiana Leaf, nourishing Dandelion Leaf, revitalizing Hibiscus, balancing Lavender, harmonizing Lemon Balm, restorative Marshmallow Root, meditative Mugwort, clarifying Mullein, relaxing Passion Flower, comforting Peppermint, gentle Raspberry Leaf, liberating Rose Petal, fragrant Rosemary, purifying Thyme, and grounding Yarrow Flower. What was once separate is now a collective whole, ready to become whatever you need it to be. With each unique mystery blend, your intention is everything.

Preparing

To support local economies, we source our herbs from responsible farms around the world. Because of the various hands they encounter until they reach you, there is an option to prepare your herbs before use. If you choose to, we recommend preparing your herbs one serving at a time to maintain potency and avoid moisture. Below are two suggestions, but they should not substitute your own research. We recommend setting an intention for the herbs as you prepare them to enhance their healing properties.

Cold Rinse: Place one serving in a tea strainer and pour cold water over it. Gift the leftover water to your plants! Note: This may cause herbs to lose some potency.
Microwave Blast: Place one serving in a bowl and cover with a lid or damp paper towel. Microwave for no more than 15 seconds at a time.

Storing & Using

Store herbs in a cool, dry place away from sunlight, ideally in an opaque, airtight container with low humidity (below 60%). Simply smell your herbs to determine their freshness and potency.

This blend can be used for:

Brewing (drinking as a tea)
Smoking (incense wands)
Rinsing (hair or aura revitalization)
Steaming (a facial cleanse)
Bathing (an herbal bath)

Reminders

Compost your leftover herbs or give them to your plants as an offering.

Important Note

Herbs should be thoroughly researched before use, as each individual reacts differently and some may influence medicines. This information is for educational purposes only and should not replace medical advice. These products are not FDA-approved, are used for recreational purposes only, and do not claim to heal or aid the physical body. Please consult with your doctor before making any changes to your diet, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, or have existing conditions.

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