It’s Too Early for Capitalism – 15oz Brunch & Coffee Tumbler

Featuring an original design by Vanessa Hoo, this tumbler captures a sleepy croissant and cup of coffee — two familiar faces of brunch-time comfort — quietly reminding us: The revolution doesn’t wait for you to be fully awake.

The phrase “It’s Too Early for Capitalism” reflects the exhaustion baked into our systems — where even rest is a privilege, and mornings feel more like battles. This piece isn't just cute; it's a critique. A soft yet radical reminder that advocacy doesn’t always come through a megaphone — sometimes it’s worn, sipped from, or passed around the brunch table.

This is an everyday accessory for those who believe in justice before deadlines, mutual aid before meetings, and liberation before lattes.

Product Details

15oz stainless steel tumbler with original Groovy Paradox design
Double-wall insulated to keep drinks hot or cold
Spill-proof lid and ergonomic handle
Hand wash only to protect the art
Intended for daily use — quiet protest, loud message

	15oz
Height, cm	12.30
Width with Handle, cm	12.50
Diameter, cm	8.70

Note: This tumbler is part of our advocacy accessories line — small tools for big conversations. Because the revolution is everyday, and even your drinkware can speak for something bigger.

Why $44?
Because this isn’t fast fashion — it’s original art, printed on demand to reduce waste, and made with reusable stainless steel to keep your habits (and the planet) a little cleaner. We use Printify, a platform working to track its environmental impact and avoid overproduction. It's a small protest with a lasting footprint.

EU Compliance Info
Groovy Paradox LLC
9708 Autumn Arbor, Converse, TX, 78109, US
info@groovyparadox.org
Manufacturer: Polar Camel
Warranty: 2 years in the EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC

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