Satori
Satori Hat with Colombia Technology
Satori Hat with Colombia Technology
Stay comfortable and protected when fishing, hiking, or gardening with the Satori hat featuring Columbia technology. This hat showcases a high-tech sweatband, mesh vents, and wide brims made from a special fabric, all designed to keep you cool in the sun.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste, ensuring each item is crafted with care & intention. By choosing on-demand manufacturing, we minimize our environmental footprint, conserve resources, and avoid the pitfalls of mass production. Thank you for purchasing with purpose!
Why $44?
In numerology, the number 44 symbolizes grounded action and building sustainable foundations—just like the roots we plant in the garden or the systems we grow to support collective liberation. Choosing this price reflects the balance between energetic value and real-world impact.
Each Satori hat costs us $30 to make with ethical, on-demand production that minimizes waste. The remaining $14 supports our mission to fund regenerative gardening projects and creative passive income streams rooted in community resilience.
Your purchase doesn’t just protect you from the sun—it sows seeds for long-term change.
Product Details
• 100% textured nylon poplin top, sides, and brim
• Omni-Shade™ UPF 50 protection
• Omni-Wick™ moisture-management sweatband and mesh vents
• 3-inch brim
• Adjustable drawcord and toggle at the back
• Prominent embroidered Satori logo on the front
• Columbia logo on the side
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Groovy Paradox LLC ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@groovyparadox.org or write to us 9708 Autumn Arbor, Converse, Texas 78109.
Size Guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
One size | 24 ½ | 3 ½ | 3 |
A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | |
One size | 62.2 | 8.9 | 7.6 |
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